Best Burns!

Subject: Best Burns! Sun Oct 25, 2009 8:19 am

OK we ALL get burned or dissed in the game by each other on a daily basis...
Got some funny ones? Post them here:

Characters Involved:

Subject: Re: Best Burns! Fri Nov 06, 2009 9:45 pm

I love this joke that was just amazing!

Characters involved:

Xigbar
Marluxia
Larxene

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*inside Raz's stomach*

"How are we gonna get out of here?" Marluxia says

"Idk Marly...." Larxene says

"Wow Marly and Larxy are really close in there." Xigbar says sneering and F3ing

"Shut it gramps." Larxene says annoyed with a -_- face

" -_- " is all Marluxia said

"Jeez that is my worst nightmare....MarluxiaXxXLarxene." Xigbar said

"Yea I can see guy on girl is your nightmare when you dream about guy on guy." Marluxia said evilly

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That I think is a great and awesome and one of my favs. Oh Roxas we need the other jokes from the old site. Anyway this is a great joke that I love because well Xigbar set himself up soooo perfectly.

Subject: Re: Best Burns! Fri Nov 06, 2009 10:45 pm

ooh....yeah....um...about that..um...I kinda FORGOT to copy and paste those before I deleted the other forum... Best Burns! Icon_neutral

Subject: Re: Best Burns! Sat Nov 07, 2009 12:18 am

haha that was a pretty good one..

MARLY MARLY!! i remember what the other two were on the website....i think...

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Characters involved:

Larxene
Marluxia
Roxas

"okay wait...so that means its Roxas + Namine + Axel then?!?" -Larxene says, confused

"Noo. it goes like this...Roxas dumped Namine for Axel, and he greeted him with open arms...and legs" -Marluxia says all smartly :3

"-__-" is all Roxas could say

"PFFFFT HAHAHAHA xDD OHSHT!!" ..-yeahh Larxy pretty much lost it there..lol

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Characters involved:

Larxene
Marluxia

"yepp...im such a bad ass." says Larxene >:]

"heh more like fat ass" said Marluxia

" -__- " *ohsheet...burnedd*

Subject: Re: Best Burns! Sat Nov 07, 2009 12:32 am

*facepalm* I think I remember them so lemme try and reiterate them.

First best burn ever to make the list:

Characters involved:

Marluxia
Larxene

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Larxene says, "I am such a badass!"

Marluxia says, "No, more like a fatass!"

(now you newer members might not think this simple joke is funny but the original 6 loved this to death when it first came because the joke of the month was Larxene the fatty. that is before she stopped doing jokes WHICH SHE NEEDS TO GET BACK TO DOING. We miss ya larxene and we want ya to start doing jokes again D:)

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Second Joke

Characters Involved:

Marluxia
Larxene
Axel
Roxas

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Larxene says, "Sooo Roxas how have you and Namine been?"

Roxas says annoyed, "Shut it fatty."

Marluxia walks in, "Aw Roxas don't go with Namine you will hurt Axel's feelings."

Roxas says, "Shut it Marly."

Larxene says, "Wait Marly so it goes like this? Roxas + Namine + Axel?" she said confused as usual

Marluxia says, "No smart one it goes like this. Roxas dumped Namine for Axel and Axel accepted Axel with open arms......and legs."

Larxene says, " lmfao XD"

Axel says, " -_- ha ha ha marly."

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Those are our old jokes that we loved to death when we had the old site. Now some of the newer membes that arn't the original 6 might not find these funny but they DESERVE their place but anyways I digress the best burns will be posted more so yay.

Subject: Re: Best Burns! Sat Nov 07, 2009 12:33 am

goooodness we double posted at the exact same time lol XD

Subject: Re: Best Burns! Mon Nov 09, 2009 8:40 pm

This was a funny joke, it was like a quick reaction thingy. 11/9/09

Characters involved:

Zexion
Xigbar
Larxene
Saix

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"Are you okay, Xig?", Zexion says all concerned.

"Maybe." Xigbar says plainly.

Then, Larxene comes out with this smart remark, "Hes just sad that he found liverspots and finally accepted the fact that hes old."

"Buuurn!" Saix says.

"Oh that was harsh." says Zexion, sympathizingly.

Then, Xigbar gets revenge with this quick comeback, ">> just like ya lifted up your cloak and found out you weren't a girl?"

"Buuuuuuuuurn!" Saix said again.

"Hahha Xig, ya know i love ya!" says Larxene, trying to be nice and trying not to diss him again.

"Hahaha xD" Zexion laughed obviously...lol

"Hehe I actually laughed." Saix confessed.

"Aheh aheh aheh"...aaaand Xigbar did his laugh x3

~ This is my personal favorite at the moment x3 ~

Posts : 21 Join date : 2009-10-29

Characters Involved c:

Larxene
Demyx
Xaldin
XEMNAS.....

"; A:!!!" Larxene and Demyx Screamed

"O __O?" Xaldin looked genuinely confused.

Larxene and Demyx Hides behind Xaldin

">8|" Xemnas isnt impressed

"Well uh... uhmm....: Xaldin cant make out a sentance c:

"I See that you're.. uhhh.. on you're Man-period..." Xaldin backs up.

"ill be uhh... going now ^^;" Xaldin Flee's

">:C" Xemnas Turns Xaldin into a Dusk.

AND THAT MY FRIENDS, IS HOW I WAS MADE A DUSK FOR AN ENTIRE DAY (8D

Subject: Re: Best Burns! Mon Jan 25, 2010 10:32 am

Ummm i thought i would do one of these. cause I'm bored and have nothing to do for half an hour and this was like abandoned. :3

Idiot walks up to us.
Idiot:I wish i was part of a KH group like yours. (you can feel the stupid radiating from him)
we ignore him
Idiot: I'm part of a huge KH group that is usually on about this time.
Demyx:Oh really? our Organization has been around for over 4 months now and we haven't seen you.

and it was like ohhhh just walk away. just walk away.:3 sorry i was so proud of this. they contradicted themselves too. they said they wish they were a part of a group like us then went on to say that they were.